Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
send nudes
from the living room?
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