a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just threw up on my dentist
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she told me i tasted like america
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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