Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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