im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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