Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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