Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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