If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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