oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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