This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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