When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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