so explain again why im purple
no
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
vagina is talking i cant
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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