I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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