Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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