ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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