i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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