you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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