Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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