dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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