I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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