so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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