My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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