What a fucking waste of an outfit
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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