Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
