Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just gargled with NyQuil
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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