There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I cut my penus on the lid.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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