bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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