I got chris browned last night
Welp...herpes.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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