Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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