My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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