he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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