you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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