His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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