I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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