better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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