I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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