She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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