Don't you send me to vm
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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