he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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