I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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