We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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