I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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