there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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