May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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