you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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