I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
this will be a night to untag.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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