You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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