No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
