she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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