At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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