After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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