She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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