would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We just shotgunned beers for America
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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