Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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