I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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