i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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