is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She bit a glass in half.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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